Edinburgh Council official admits admits: “Trams are an elaborate plan to send the Poles home.”
A shocking leaked memo from Edinburgh City Council has apparently revealed the secret agenda behind Edinburgh’s expensive trams development. It seems that the infrastructure development project is simply a tactic to try and fuck up Edinburgh so royally that recent economic migrants will be compelled to go home. Detailed documents reveal that Leith Walk has been deliberately targeted due to its high number of Polish deli’s.
“We are fairly surprised that no one has seen through our ruse, I mean 500 million quid for a one line tram system, who the fuck would actually authorise that? So it goes to the airport, its actually quite a shitty little airport and plenty of buses go there anyway. Ultimately trams are just buses without wheels and they won’t even have any top decks for the good views.
“Thus far we think we have done very a good job of fucking Edinburgh right up. Car journey’s have been dramatically slowed down and it is impossible to plan alternative routes as we craftily change the roadworks from day to day. Drivers look like they want to fucking puke on a daily basis.
“Leith Walk in particular looks god damn awful. I mean I have never been to Warsaw but it cannot be any worse than this. Why would anyone actually want to live here by choice. We think our xenophobic plan of destruction will soon bear fruit and the Polskas and Slovaks will soon bugger off home. Soon the service sector will be rightfully filled by grumpy, ill motivated locals or no one at all!”
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